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5.7.10

Crapin Fever

After such a long time of silence, and after a mandatory migration of the blog from my website to Blogger's one (new address to this blog is http://andreajudge.blogspot.com), I'm back writing here with a new review of the movie I happened to watch yesterday: Cabin Fever.
You must know that this is, according to the critics, or to the trailer at least, a "Hypnotic and Thrilling", making you "hold tight", "one of the best you might have seen in years" horror movie.
Let's examine in detail the plot:
"There is this group of students who rent a house in some random forest to spend there some time.They go to a local foodstore to buy some booze and the old waiter tells them "that gun is for the niggers". The guys think the waiter is a racist. There comes a man infected by an unknown disease who pukes blood.One of the guy shoots him with a BB rifle. The same night this man knocks at the guys' door and, being rejected, jumps into the car and pukes blood all around, right before being killed by the guys. Whooops too bad, one girl of the group gets infected and the others put her in a stable. She gets worst and starts puking blood. She infects the others. One guy gets some beers and decide to escape. There's a dump cop who likes chicks and parties and has no significant role in the movie.The cop informs his superiors who decide to kill the few infected guys still alive, and to burn their bodies. Only one of them reaches an hospital in which there's a huge rabbit curing the patients. To release the incredible tension that the movie might have caused you so far, the last scene shows the old waiter of inside the foodstore, giving a rifle to a small group of black people (you got it? "the gun is for the niggers, he said").
That's it.
And no, nobody will tell you nothing about this misterious disease.
We wouldnt exagerate to define this as the Waterloo of the horror movies, really close to Cloverfield for the plot, but yet much superior in boredom and pointlessness.
The scary effect which this movie will induce you, is compareable to the one produced by the pop of a balloon you're holding in your own hands. You might just be disgusted for a few times during the entire duration of the film, but really nothing more.
They say that every cigarette you smoke takes away 3 minutes of your life. It might still be less harmful for your lungs, but this movie will take away in one shot the equivalent of 30 cigarettes.
On an hypothetic device to measure the crappyness of a movie, in which 0 indicates the smallest level of crappyness, and 10 refers to the highest perls of movie-crap, Cabin Fever would easily overflow and score 11.
Stay away from this movie.

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